The Most Useless Crap...

Making a semi-fun thread...

What's the dumbest thing you have ever heard come out of someone's mouth before?

My scenario...my best friend got pregnant a little over a year ago at a young age...decided to keep the baby. She then says to me, "I think you should get pregnant with me so our kids can grow up together." Seriously...are you f*cking kidding me?!

I had a 17 year old chic ask me (a long time ago...) to get her pregnant so she could get on well fair, like her mom. I ran away, far away. My guess is that she completed her mission with someone else.

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ORIGINAL: SLK320Chic
What's the dumbest thing you have ever heard come out of someone's mouth before?

IRAQIS HAD WMD. LET'S INVADE.

just to be fair...

I'VE NEVER HAD ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT WOMAN MONICA LEWINSKY.

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"It all depends on what the definition of 'is' is." President Bill Clinton on whether a blow-job constitutes sexual relations.

BTW, Fly_Major_Fly, the whole world believed Iraq had WMD at the time. French intelligence, Russian intelligence, British intelligence, Israelis intelligence, and Turkish intelligence, just to name a few. US congress overwhelmingly believed it and voted for war. Then there’s the fact the previous Clinton administration believed Hussein had stockpiles of WMD including Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Madeline Albright, plus John Kerry, among others, and bombed Baghdad to destroy them in 1998. All this just to give some context to the apparent false intelligence acted upon by Bush. I don't write this to defend Bush, but to avoid revisionist history. And, if one believes "Bush lied" it's only logical that all these other folks were lying as well. No?

They are politicaians so of course they did. Lie that is.

while we are at it...

i want to share my religious view of sex.

according to the Vertican, you have sex to make baby (more or less like that). so i say, if there is no baby made, there was no sex. that's my uneducated narrow point of view of sex. you don't have to agree. (the only person that i know of to most likely agree with this view is jeff foxworthy)

I think you're supposed to share something useless said to you, not by you.

off topic is getting off topic indeed.

hehe.

well if you run through an airport screaming "i have a bomb!" Security will believe you and take you out, but to find out that you don't, do that make security a liar?

a girl asked my eldest son (he's 17) to get her pregnant so her parents would kick her out of the house and she could move in our house!

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!

Now that is a stupid thing to say. That takes the cake.

tell me about it, i about fell on the floor when he told me.

Man...don't kids remember that if they hate it at home that much...they can always leave and just not go back? I mean, hell, my parents always told me "If you don't like the way we run things here, and can't respect our rules, then leave."

You must have one hell of a house! That beats my story hands down.

I don't remember being anywhere near that dumb when I was 17. Why would a 17-year-old girl want to venture out on her own, but first burden herself with a child conceived out of spite?

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ORIGINAL: Lugnut

I don't remember being anywhere near that dumb when I was 17. Why would a 17-year-old girl want to venture out on her own, but first burden herself with a child conceived out of spite?

Two words... Child Support. Also welfare. Oh, and she gets to hang onto Mazdacaddi's son for the rest of her life.

Well, since she wants MazdaCaddis son just for room and board, that relationship isn't going to last... especially after her boy smells a few dirty diapers.

Welfare doesn't last forever nowadays.

How much child support can you squeeze out of a minor kid living with his parent?

She's wanting to take the stupid road. There are better ways to escape. She's headed from one trap right smack into another.

Well if MazdaCaddi's son was dumb enough to get her knocked up on purpose if was MazdaCaddi i would kick him out.

But he didn't. He's not the stupid one.

I know i was just impling that if any guy was dumb enough to fall for that he's dumber than the girl that is asking him to do it.

But she actually asked. He didn't act. Saying what you did about him isn't fair at all. That's like me implying that you're dumb because you're young and you'll do everything wrong.

U did not read the post correctly I said IF is was dumb enough which he wasnt. Then i would kick him out get it?