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GermanStar
10/28/2004 12:13:25 PM
Spending my money in Iraq is a far cry from fiscal discipline -- it is an outrage and a waste in the face of a global threat of terrorism.
Lugnut
10/28/2004 1:48:06 PM
... but whatever you believe, it would still be worse under Frankenkerry.
Lugnut
10/28/2004 2:03:46 PM
MB/TECHMAN
10/28/2004 9:31:54 PM
KEERY VOTED AGAINST GIVING OR TROOPS THE EXTRA MONEY WE NEEDED????HES GOT BIG TEETH TOO...AND A FAKE SMILE.
sleepwalker
10/28/2004 11:10:47 PM
it's not a smile.
it was the BOTOX (pronounced as b-u-t-t-o-c-k-s) which is stretching his face, that gives the smiling impression.
even at sleeping, it's still smiling
MioCLK
10/29/2004 1:03:48 AM
I signed up for absentee ballot; they would mail me the ballot a few weeks before the actual election date.
The ballot has to received by 11/2, when they close all the polls.
Lugnut
10/29/2004 8:56:00 AM
There are absentee ballots mailed in by persons who can't be at the polls to vote on Nov 2.
There is also "early voting" where a person can go to a polling site to vote early without having to explain why they need to vote early.
It's expected that this year, about 20% of the voting will be done early through these two methods. This is unusually high.
benzboy
10/29/2004 3:54:47 PM
W 04
indy85_starion
10/30/2004 4:56:38 AM
quote:
ORIGINAL: Lugnut
It's expected that this year, about 20% of the voting will be done early through these two methods [early voting and absentee]. This is unusually high.
...just as we used to jokingly say back when I lived in Chicago -- "Vote Early and Vote Often"
benzboy7293
10/30/2004 11:41:11 AM
Bush all the way....of course obvious for a mississippi boy. How can the American people elect a self-described war criminal?
GermanStar
10/30/2004 12:38:20 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: indy85_starion
quote:
ORIGINAL: Lugnut
It's expected that this year, about 20% of the voting will be done early through these two methods [early voting and absentee]. This is unusually high.
...just as we used to jokingly say back when I lived in Chicago -- "Vote Early and Vote Often"
Uhhhh - I lived in Chicago most of my life. It was no joke.
indy85_starion
10/30/2004 2:07:52 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: GermanStar
Uhhhh - I lived in Chicago most of my life. It was no joke.
GS, I have re-read most of your posts. Am I correct? The main reasons that I should have reservations about voting for Bush are:
1) The thousands of innocent citizens being killed in IRAQ. You are right, I have not looked into this concern. I will do some research on this tonight.
2) Billions of US Dollars are being spent in IRAQ. I will look into how much money Bush is asking for funding and how much money is actually spent.
I assume that tax cuts in a non-war situation, cuts in human embroyic stem celling funding, and the 3 or 4 judges that he will nominate are not really a problem with you.
GermanStar
10/30/2004 2:41:37 PM
For me, this is all about GW launching an inappropriate and unwarranted invasion of Iraq. The Bush administration duped the American people and the dimwits on Capital Hill into supporting this shameful action. The rest in minutia.
Lugnut
10/30/2004 4:41:03 PM
Our enemies share your position. Our enemies consider GW their enemy.
Our enemies are actively campaigning for Frankenkerry and want you to vote for him. They are afraid of GW. They know Long John will be their sensitive buddy.
GermanStar
10/30/2004 8:41:14 PM
I guess you didn't see the latest bin Laden tape -- a clear effort to help the Bush campaign -- if it's for real of course...
sleepwalker
10/31/2004 2:38:45 AM
Tuesday is Election Day. Here are some pointers to keep in mind when heading to the polls:
Election Day Guide
* If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long.
* The new electronic voting machines are complicated. But don't worry: Octogenarians will be on hand to troubleshoot any technological problems that might arise.
* If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.
* Tip for those on the go: Voting a straight ticket can save you up to 15 seconds.
* Remember that, as a member of a participatory democracy, you have a duty to make your voice heard on Election Day. If you find that idea hard to grasp, think of it like the lotto: You can't win if you don't play.
* Don't wear dress shoes. They leave black scuff marks on gymnasium floors.
* Voting is no longer considered uncool. Note that it is not cool, either.
* Many newspapers offer sample ballots. Buy 10 copies and practice, practice, practice.
* Remember to vote, or P. Diddy will kill you.
* This is one of the most important elections in recent times, so it's best if you just leave it up to the pros.
* When voting, you don't need to dress up in a scary costume or hand out candy. That happens two days earlier.
* You might think it's funny, but it's disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like "Don Knotts," "Mickey Mouse," or "Michael Badnarik."
* Remember to take the day off to vote. And the day before, to psyche up. And the morning after, to dry out.
* If you are black and a resident of Florida, work out two or three alternate routes to your polling place to avoid police checkpoints.
* The most important thing is to vote your conscience.
* Okay, this is your conscience speaking: "Vote Nader. Vo-o-o-o-ote Nader."
* If you are a Flintstone, make sure to put the granite slab arrows-first into the dinosaur's mouth.
* If you live in Florida, for Christ's sake, look at the ballot very, very carefully this time.
* Education is the issue Americans say is most important. Find someone with one of those to read the ballot to you.
* Keep in mind that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we're attacked by terrorists.
* If you don't know where the polling place is in your district, just try to remember the ugliest, dingiest, most depressing building in a three-mile radius. That's probably it.
What To Bring
Remember to bring proper identification to the polls.
This can be:
* Driver's license or your chauffeur
* Passport and photos of your boyfriend in Paris
* SuperVoter discount card
* Note from president
* Proof that your grandfather voted
* Retinal scan or your alderman's retinas
* Two Iraqi scalps
* Receipt for your shoes
* Videotape of your first steps
* Halliburton employee ID
* Birthday card from grandmother
* Pint of sperm for DNA-identification purposes
* Casserole dish to pass
* A good friend who can totally vouch for you
* Signed $20 bill
* Autographed celebrity photo inscribed with your name
Lugnut
10/31/2004 7:26:04 AM
I did see it. Obviously he was trying to hurt the cowboy but the whole thing backfired onto his diapered head. Good for the Muslim mutt.
Did you hear the Frankenkerry supporter, Walter Cronkite, on Larry King's show say that he thinks Karl Rove produced the tape with bin Laden's cooperation? Larry King didn't even ask for elaboration. A couple of Kerry clowns chumming it up. You're in fine company.
... and that's the way it is.
GermanStar
10/31/2004 10:18:36 AM
Yes, Walter has a pretty dry sense of humor. His little joke inferred how much this tape was likely help Bush, as it was undoubtedly intended to do.
Lugnut
10/31/2004 11:43:03 AM
Whatever you and Walter think. I hope you two don't hurt yourself when you come down off of whatever you're smoking.
Lugnut
11/3/2004 2:26:30 PM
I guess the Dems learned something this time around.
Never send a poodle on a goose hunt in Ohio.
mbz300sdl
11/3/2004 2:51:23 PM
Well no matter what side of the road u choose. I personally am glad that the person that "Won" won the popular vote as well cause the electorial college is no longer a good idea It was when the country started but now it is time to trust the citizens to make the choice based on total votes.
Lugnut
11/3/2004 4:26:14 PM
Yeah, I think it's goofy, too.
The modification that some people in Colorado wanted was turned down by voters. It would have their state's electoral votes proportional to the respective popular votes. I thought it made a bunch of good sense. Change scares people, I guess.
Lugnut
11/7/2004 6:19:09 AM
Well, the gene pool is currently being refined in America. People who are despondent over Bush's win over Kerry are acting like the morons everyone knew they were.
- Some loser shot himself in the head with a .12 gauge shotgun at Ground Zero in New York City.
- A mass of whiners are planning to emigrate to Canada and other foreign lands.
Geez! Get over it already. It's only for four years.
It could be worse... and it will be in '08. We'll all probably have to endure Hitlary Clinton in the White House. But, she'll never get there if all the lefty lunatic moonbat screechers leave the country. Real Americans don't cut 'n run. On second thought, go ahead and leave. Please. PLEASE!
sleepwalker
11/7/2004 7:41:51 AM
those are real politicians.
realgone
7/19/2007 11:45:45 PM
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